Daily Archives: October 29, 2011

LIONEL PODCAST: The Sentient Humanist’s Articles Of Faith

The Dictator was released on October 15, 1940, and was was the first major feature film to present a biting and scathing criticism via satire of Nazism and Adolf Hitler. When it was released the United States was still formally and technically at peace with Hitler’s Nazi Germany. We weren’t exactly champing at he bit to enter “Europe’s War.” Chaplin provided a scathing indictment of Hitler, fascism, antisemitism and Nazi ideology. But listen how it speaks to today. It’s message is universal and timeless. I’ve listened to this countless times; I never tire of it. It’s beautiful, perfect and eloquently explicates and limns a behavioral manifesto that all humans should subscribe to. I know, I sound Pollyannaish and naïve. Good. So did that dude Jesus.

I’m sorry, but I don’t want to be an emperor. That’s not my business. I don’t want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone, if possible, Jew, gentile, black man, white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other’s happiness — not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another.

In this world there is room for everyone. And the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way. Greed has poisoned men’s souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical. Our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery we need humanity. More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost.

The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men, cries out for universal brotherhood, for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world — millions of despairing men, women and little children — victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people. To those who can hear me, I say — do not despair. The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed — the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people and so long as men die, liberty will never perish.

Soldiers! Don’t give yourselves to brutes — men who despise you — enslave you — who regiment your lives — tell you what to do — what to think and what to feel! Who drill you, diet you, treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men — machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have the love of humanity in your heart. You don’t hate! Only the unloved hate — the unloved and the unnatural!

Soldiers! Don’t fight for slavery! Fight for liberty! In the 17th Chapter of St. Luke it is written: “the Kingdom of God is within man” — not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people have the power — the power to create machines. The power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure.

Then, in the name of democracy, let us use that power! Let us all unite! Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give youth the future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power, but they lie! They do not fulfill their promise; they never will. Dictators free themselves, but they enslave the people! Now, let us fight to fulfill that promise! Let us fight to free the world, to do away with national barriers, to do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men’s happiness.

Soldiers! In the name of democracy, let us all unite!

LIONEL PODCAST: The Ted Baxter MSM Explained — The McRib Metaphor

The media care more about the reintroduction of the McRib than virtually anything of note. I discuss the MSM’s ADD in this podcast. But what is glaringly apparent to anyone is that this represents a perfect allegory to what the Ted Baxter brain-dead sockpuppet MSM are all about. They take what is considered news offal (or more correctly awful) and repackage and reconstitute it into the scheiße they call news. They comminute, triturate and pulverize what may be legit story items into bite-size morsels of the news equivalent of the McRib. The McRib story is both an exemplar of how the torpid media glom on to something and an analog and allegory for their incredibly nefarious and deliberate attempts to both ignore and occlude.

University of Nebraska-Lincoln Profesor Roger Mandigo, a proud Meat Industry Hall of Fame inductee, is a most heralded innovator in “restructured meat products.” Here’s how Mandigo describes the general process that creates our glorious McRib in a 1995 article. The article’s title should not be ignored: Utilization of Twin Screw Cold Extrusion to Manufacture Restructured Chops from Lower-Valued Pork. I’m waiting until it comes to Kindle.

Restructured meat products are commonly manufactured by using lower-valued meat trimmings reduced in size by comminution (flaking, chunking, grinding, chopping or slicing). The comminuted meat mixture is mixed with salt and water to extract salt-soluble proteins. These extracted proteins are critical to produce a “glue” which binds muscle pieces together. These muscle pieces may then be reformed to produce a “meat log” of specific form or shape. The log is then cut into steaks or chops which, when cooked, are similar in appearance and texture to their intact muscle counterparts.