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LIONEL PODCAST: It’s Rigged! Wake Up, Sheeple. It’s A Work. The Fix Is In. Stop Analyzing. Start Realizing.

Everything I ever needed to know in life I learned by watching and studying professional wrestling. Not the crap now, but pre-Vince. Nothing is as perfect an analog for what I see in this world as is wrestling.

And no concept explains as much as the work. The system is rigged, Romney’s the anointed GOP candidate. This is all a dance. And Obama will win again. It’s by design and hardwired. Get used to it.

It’s a work, kids. And not even transparent. The parallels are amazing. Herein I explicate with particularity how the model of professional wrestling is a perfect metaphor for the way of this world.

LIONEL PODCAST: The Deliberate & Criminal MSM Marginalization of Dr. Paul

Quick. Who said this?

  • Fascism is nothing but capitalist reaction.
  • Ideas that enter the mind under fire remain there securely and for ever.
  • If we had had more time for discussion we should probably have made a great many more mistakes.
  • Insurrection is an art, and like all arts has its own laws.
  • Learning carries within itself certain dangers because out of necessity one has to learn from one’s enemies.
  • Technique is noticed most markedly in the case of those who have not mastered it.
  • The end may justify the means as long as there is something that justifies the end.
  • Not believing in force is the same as not believing in gravity.

Does it matter? Or does the idea matter? We are a country bereft of ideas. Devoid of courage and conviction and wherewithal. But we love personalities. Half of the cretins on TV have nary a clue as to politics and/or history. They discuss politics like you would DWTS.

Ron Paul presented a chance for the country to reacquaint itself with its Constitution, the basis and the basics. It is in effect the gravamen of the indictment against tyranny. But he was marginalized as a loon by the dime store presstitutes (as Celente coined).

And this is why I loathe these people and I’ll do everything possible to expose them.

LIONEL PODCAST: “If Voting Made Any Difference, It Would Be Illegal.”

Let me repeat. “If voting made any difference, it would be illegal,” as Philip Berrigan stated so correctly. But I should clarify. If voting made any difference given our illusion of a two party system, it would be illegal.

Write his down: Barack Obama will skate to another term. Write it on the wall. It is ordained, prophesied and hard-wired. The (again, I state) illusion of choice is at best laughable. The idea that Newt or Mitt or Hopey or Dubya or Bubba represent different visions and plans is truly and absolutely insane.

To even get near the on deck circle, that ipso facto means that you’ve signed on to the globalist articles of faith, you’ll be Wall Street’s beeyatch (as the kids say), look the other way as the Fed prints money with abandon, you’re a slave to free trade (what an oxymoron!), carbon taxing and “cap’n trade.” And you will pledge American troops wherever and whenever they are needed to enforce anything the globalist Gambino crime family commission directs.

Carroll Quigley in Tragedy and Hope is best known for this testament to political limpidity.

The argument that the two parties should represent opposed ideals and policies, one, perhaps, of the Right and the other of the Left, is a foolish idea acceptable only to the doctrinaire and academic thinkers. Instead, the two parties should be almost identical, so that the American people can “throw the rascals out” at any election without leading to any profound or extreme shifts in policy.

This is the essence, the quiddity of our system. This is it. To use wrestling parlance, it’s a work.

Winston Churchill said that the best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. I’d add that the best example of the inanity of our system is five minutes of coverage on any of the 24/7 news troika. Except of course on weekends when MSDNC surrenders programming on weekends to prison shower rape docs.

Listen, my children, and you shall hear . . . a most disturbing truth. Remember, as FDR reminds us, Presidents aren’t elected; they’re selected. Dig.

LIONEL PODCAST: Sayonara, Common Sense. Adios, Critical Thinking.

I would feel so much better if the world would acknowledged that it’s been and is currently narcotized and tranquilized chemically and/or otherwise artificially. It would explain everything. It would explain how I’m increasingly forced to meet incompetence and utter stupidity from every angle imaginable.

Can we as a species be devolving intellectually? Could years of evolution neo-cortically be unraveling before our very dim eyes. Look around you, no matter the venue or stage. Look and see just how horrid the world is unraveling. When I speak as to what to expect in the upcoming year(s), I feel like I’m yelling in the forest. With no one listening. No one caring.

I’m not paranoid, conspiratorial or jaded by nature. I don’t begin with the premise that I’m being lied to. But that’s changing this year. That’s changing now.

As Otto von Bismarck, that madman, stated: “Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied.”

I’m getting that tattooed on my forehead. Now listen.

FREE LIONEL PODCAST: Happy New Year, Eschatologists! This One’s On The House.

Dear Earthling:

Please accept this free Lionelmedia podcast. It’s free, gratis. Have I made that clear enough?

Why this incredible generosity? Simple. To addict you to the future of this spoken word delivery system. My beloved talk radio is fighting for survival amidst corporate savagery. Hedge fund and investment banksters are bottom-lining this once beautiful medium.

In the meantime, I fight back. Relentlessly. I want to welcome you to my medium, Lionelmedia. It’s a paid subscription service. I explain how it works herein. Spread this, send this, transmit this. Alert the world to that which is this. You’ll find my delivery, presentation and subject matter most unique and absolutely sui generis. I’m a political atheist and hard-schooled in realpolitik.

And, on this first day of a new year, I’ve enclosed this suggestion for a resolution.

Yours in verity,

Logodaedalus & Expert

LIONEL PODCAST: The United Stupid of America

This is the/my last podcast of this year 2011 C.E. The year’s been horrible. Annus horribilis in spades. But you’d never know it to listen to Americans or watch TV or that dreck MSDNC or horrid Faux “News” or the soporific CNN.

2011 saw the continued subjugation of Americans to a global supra-governmental hierarchy. The destruction and implosion of world monetary systems. And a whole bunch of scheiße too horrible to mention.

Within the context of this podcast is a presentation of thought and idea for your consideration. Among items discussed inter alia:

  • The olive oil analogy and allegory.
  • Conspiracy versus hidden.
  • The irrelevance and invisibility of truth.
  • And the secret to painless weight loss.
  • How to ship Styrofoam.
  • Why they sterilize a needle before lethal injections.
  • How high is up?
  • If it’s neither here nor there, where the hell is it?
  • Why you really shouldn’t drag someone into your house after you’ve shot him on the front lawn? (Hint: Leave him there and feign ignorance.)
  • Who was this Grafenberg dude and what’s with his spot?
  • Why flesh colored Band-Aids and adhesive bandages are racist? (Flesh colored?! Whose flesh?)

To those who’ve subscribed through the year(s), thank you. To the cheap bastards and penurious skinflints who don’t . . . I think you know what you can do.

Oh, and here’s what I really think about extra-jurisdictional Tweeting violations.

LIONEL PODCAST: Our Government Needs Shock Treatment & We Need A Revolution

“You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.” -Morpheus

And you are so immersed in this parallel universe of deception and distortion, you don’t know which end is up. Bathed are you in dis- and mis-information, propaganda and deliberate occlusion and obfuscation, you have no idea what’s what. Well, I’m here to help.

I’m Dr. Lionel, critical care realist. Welcome to my clinic.

LIONEL PODCAST: Pray To Bob, You’re Crazy; Pray to God, You’re Elected. Go Figure.

One of the most fascinating aspects of life. If I talk to Bob, pray to Bob, tithe to Bob, worship Bob, seek Bob’s forgiveness, tell others about Bob . . . I’m nuts, right? Wait, did I say Bob? I’m sorry, I meant God.

Now that changes everything. Why? I haven’t the slightest idea. What’s the difference?

Now, despite my frustration with those who fail to recognize the irreligious, I have a hard time with those who ceaselessly attack religion like Bill Maher, that unreasonably angry prompter-reading prototypical playbook leftie who rails against people of faith.

I’ve a lot that I discuss in this podcast. A lot indeed.

And now, let me impart upon you the wisdom of the ages, viz. The Black Socks Phenomenon.

LIONEL PODCAST: The Sockpuppet Ted Baxter MSM Sheeple Must Never Know the Extent of the Excruciating Truth.

A syllabus of sorts, Sheeple. Listen up (or is it read up?) and pay particular note. Let me adumbrate the brutal reality of what’s contained herein.

  • A Lynn Samuels eulogium. She died Christmas Eve. She was a talk radio titan because she did and said what she pleased. She listened to no one and had the guts, temerity, intrepidity and elephantine balls to be different from the usual cookie cutter, echo chamber mindless robots that inhabit the medium. John Mainelli, WABC PD par excellence, empowered her. And she pissed people off and royally. Her voice made Edith Bunker sound like Margaret Thatcher. But it didn’t matter. She was unique, cool, sui generis, nonpareil and a royal pain in the ass. Her kind is absent from an atrophied talk radio spectrum. Just listen to the bilge that passes for talk today. It’s horrific. But that’s emblematic of our country in many respects: few choices and lousy ones at that.
  • Why talk radio sucks. This is simple. Because it just does. Through radio consolidation, deregulation, hedge fund programers, name your poison, it’s absolutely beyond Gawd awful. For Chrissakes, how much Rush and Hannity can the nation take on a daily basis? Do you mean to tell me that this is what talk radio’s devolved into? Two identical guys saying the identical same thing simultaneously with Hannity following along in his rote recitation of Rushspeak. And Hannity, bless his heart, is truly a helluva nice guy and the luckiest guy ever. Ever! To follow O’Reilly and Rush?! Think about it. Wow. These guys have the political sophistication of Romper Room. They’re arguing 80’s era Reagan fetish politics. Do they know the cold war’s over? Do they understand the threat of globalism? They’re anachronistic vestiges of a moribund talk world.
  • WABC in the glory days. Whether you ever heard it or not, it doesn’t matter. Everybody in radio today who hopes to exploit whatever’s left of it should take heed. It’s a new world and new frontier. And the dashboard titans better get their heads out of their arses and pay attention. Alternative media, podcasting and the like will eat your lunch. But the only way you can get away from this and escape it is to get real good and quick at what you’ve already got.
  • Scents sense. Weird churches and smells and olfactory power. Look, bear with me, Sparky. There’s an intellectual exercise to be had here. So trust me and listen.
  • My conversational style. Like you’re in the hospital and I’m visiting you. This isn’t broadcasting. Herein, let me explain my direction and tone. Once people get it, it’ll be stolen on a heartbeat, so listen here first.
  • Phrontistery and your logophobia. I will not apologize to monosyllabic simpletons who eschew “fancy words.” I simply will not. Words are the colors of our language palette and if you want to glorify the mush-mouthed hick-centric world that the mobs adore, you go right ahead. I’ll be here. Laughing, er, cachinnating.
  • Ron Paul gets slimed again. And the pathetic professional left and right, those simple-minded bastards will do everything and anything to keep Dr. Paul from changing the course of my beloved country, stand by like barking seals with nary a clue. They actually believe that their skewed vision of the world makes sense. Amazing. They’ll drill into sheeple the idea that he’s nuts, too old or crazy. And nothing infuriates me more next to a ferocious case of the clap. That being said, the worldview of Ron Paul could save this country. But he won’t be allowed to get anywhere near the White House. Because he would destroy the structure that will destroy us. So laugh all you want.

Finally, I’d like to leave you with something. Do with it what you please. A paean to Dr. Paul. Spread the word.

LIONEL PODCAST: I’ll Slit Your Throat For A Pair of Sneakers.

I’ll slit your throat for a pair of Air Jordans. Your safety means nothing to me. Your life even less. I’m a part of the new frontier America. A bloodthirsty amalgam of the most treacherous folks you’ve ever met. I’ve been habituated to abuse and a disregard for human life. My world is filled with the marginalizing of human worth: abortions, war, capital punishment, (theoretical) cloning, collateral damage, name it.

And keep in mind that I’ll do this to you when I’m happy. When I’ve got money. Imagine the savagery during a food shortage or bank run. Remember Katrina? Remember the horrors? And the folks in charge actually like this. To constantly remind you that we teeter on disorder and chaos. That you need them for order and control and maintenance. You mean nothing to me because I mean nothing to my government. I’m tasered, felt up, gate raped and groped at airports. I’m pepper sprayed, hogtied and batoned for any reason any cop feels appropriate on any given day. I mean nothing to them; you mean nothing to me.

And as the right and left savage Dr. Paul, let me explain why we need his ideas and his plan. Are you sitting down? The only way that my country can break away from the death grip of gloablism is through someone who espouses just half of what Ron Paul advocates. Why settle for half when you can get the real thing?

Again, are you sitting down?