Behold. Karen Owen. Duke alumna and subject of a good portion of today’s disquisition. The issues that are attendant to this story are limitless. Folks who claim to loathe excessive litigation and frivolous lawsuits ask if she can be sued. For what? Libel? If it’s true she bedded these thirteen dudes, it’s the truth and therefore not libel. Invasion of privacy? What about her freedom to recount her sexual exploits? OK, fine. So that is discussed plus a smattering of ribald miscellany. Enjoy.